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Megan Fox Loved a Lesbian Stripper

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Take some time to put your head back together... "Now I know, Spanish Harlem are not just pretty words to say..."  Alright then, welcome back.  Get that nose in the right place?  Anywho, remember these Megan Fox pictures I posted ...

Megan Fox Does GQ

Monday, September 15th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

For a long time now, I've had a Holy Trinity of hot chicks whom I felt are the hottest chicks alive.  That trinity consists of Marisa Miller, Bar Rafaeli, and Megan Fox.  Marisa and Bar generally traded-off on the top ...

Around the Interweb

Thursday, September 11th, 2008 Posted in Links | No Comments »

Emmanuelle Chriqui is freaking gorgeous. (Hollywood Tuna) Jessica Simpson's ass says hello.  It probably should've gone to the gym first.  (Egotastic) Retailers in the UK have started Metallica's Death Magnetic a day ahead of schedule.  Unfortunately, I live on the opposite ...

Megan Fox Makes Star Wars Really Sexy

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

In what I world-renowned scientists are calling the greatest accomplishment in human history, Megan Fox successfully managed to make George Lucas' nerdfest unbelievable sexy while attending some event on something that resembles a pier.  And based on that conclusive evidence, ...

Megan Fox Sets Parking Lot On Fire

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

I don't care what you "real journalists" say, Megan Fox walking around a parking lot is absolutely an actual news story, in fact, it is the greatest story I have ever known.  Did your Pulitzer Prize-winning article on Rwandan refugees ...

Megan Fox Topless + Topless = Massive Blood Loss - Blackout Brain

Monday, May 12th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | 2 Comments »

Pretend for a moment that these aren't actually, for realz topless pictures, and Megan Fox isn't wearing pasties while filming her new movie Jennifer's Body. Ok, we got that down? Alright then. You can't even imagine how fast I ...