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Hot Chick of the Day - Lindsey Strutt

Monday, July 14th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

According to Mr. Fancy Pants Calendar, it's been about two weeks since I last did a "Hot Chick of the Day post," and what better way is there to get back into the swing of things than to visit England's ...

Keeley Hazell Nude in French Maxim

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Finally, the French have done something worthwhile.  Although, Keeley is the one who is exerting pretty much all the effort in this photoshoot, and you could take pictures of her with a piece of petrified wood and they'd still be ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Lucy Pinder

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

In keeping with today's Lucy Pinder theme that I have yet to establish, here's Lucy Pinder representing today's "Hot Chick of the Day."  And by "Hot Chick of the Day" I mean, "Goddammit England, I fucking love you!"  Seriously, where ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Carmella DeCesare

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

You'll never guess what I found.  A really, really hot chick who took off her clothes for an international nudey magazine.  I had to cross two endless deserts on a retarded camel to find these.  So, fucking enjoy Carmella DeCesare ...

Sophie Howard & Lucy Pinder’s Boobs are BFFs

Monday, June 30th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | 1 Comment »

Awesome.  Just awesome.  I fucking love you England.  I'm 7 billion % certain that if I saw this in person I would simultaneously die from spontaneous combustion and blood loss to the brain.  If these two showed up in my ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Kara Monaco

Monday, June 30th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Ah, so we've come to yet another cursed Monday.  And we've come to yet another super hot chick who got naked for Playboy.  Kara Monaco, you are hereby awarded today's "Hot Chick of the Day."  What do you get for ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Jillian Grace

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | 1 Comment »

I'm 900% certain that I will never run out of hot naked chicks who take their clothes off for God Hugh Hefner.  Take for instance Jillian Grace.  One minute she's just the only hot girl in Arkansas who hasn't had ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Monica Leigh

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

I haven't completely accepted the fact that the weekend is over and I'm no longer allowed to run around town without pants on.  So, to alleviate my sorrow, I decided to somewhat copy yesterday's HCOTD post by posting another really, ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Regina Deutinger

Monday, June 23rd, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Apparently, it's Monday,  And apparently, that means I have to release my brain from its alcoholic prison and get back to work...... gay.  You know what's not gay?  Hot German women.  Specifically hot German women named Regina Deutinger.  Specifically hot ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Adriana Lima

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Thunderstorms are awesome.  You know what else is awesome?  Adriana Lima.  Good god is she awesome.  Even though my hottest chick on the planet opinion has revolved around Marisa Miller, Megan Fox, and Mila Kunis recently I just may have ...