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Hot Chick of the Day - Carmella DeCesare

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

You'll never guess what I found.  A really, really hot chick who took off her clothes for an international nudey magazine.  I had to cross two endless deserts on a retarded camel to find these.  So, fucking enjoy Carmella DeCesare ...

Sophie Howard & Lucy Pinder’s Boobs are BFFs

Monday, June 30th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | 1 Comment »

Awesome.  Just awesome.  I fucking love you England.  I'm 7 billion % certain that if I saw this in person I would simultaneously die from spontaneous combustion and blood loss to the brain.  If these two showed up in my ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Kara Monaco

Monday, June 30th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Ah, so we've come to yet another cursed Monday.  And we've come to yet another super hot chick who got naked for Playboy.  Kara Monaco, you are hereby awarded today's "Hot Chick of the Day."  What do you get for ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Jillian Grace

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | 1 Comment »

I'm 900% certain that I will never run out of hot naked chicks who take their clothes off for God Hugh Hefner.  Take for instance Jillian Grace.  One minute she's just the only hot girl in Arkansas who hasn't had ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Alessandra Ambrosio

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

httpv://youtube.com/watch?v=smYaJZM4h7o Even though Alessandra Ambrosio has been knocked up by some son of a bitch. that doesn't mean we can't celebrate the super sexy that was Alessandra Ambrosio prior to her cervix eating some bastard's sperm.  Once again, hooray for Victoria's ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Monica Leigh

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

I haven't completely accepted the fact that the weekend is over and I'm no longer allowed to run around town without pants on.  So, to alleviate my sorrow, I decided to somewhat copy yesterday's HCOTD post by posting another really, ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Regina Deutinger

Monday, June 23rd, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Apparently, it's Monday,  And apparently, that means I have to release my brain from its alcoholic prison and get back to work...... gay.  You know what's not gay?  Hot German women.  Specifically hot German women named Regina Deutinger.  Specifically hot ...

Gisele Bundchen + GQ = Sextastic Good Time

Friday, June 20th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | 4 Comments »

Ah, Brazil.  What a country.  They got their super long rivers, ginormous plains, gargantuan cities, enough animals that can kill you to conquer France, and have had to live next to their unruly neighbor Colombia for decades.  Sure, Colombia throws ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Elin Grindemyr

Friday, June 20th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Today's Hot Chick of the Day comes from Fred.  Who is Fred you ask?  Well I will tell you, put your goddamn pants back on.  Fred is a mystical tribal chief of the Walla Walla island in the Southern Pacific, ...

Charlize Theron Fondles Herself

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Apparently, the UK edition of GQ thinks it's a good idea to do a photo shoot of Charlize Theron grabbing her boobies.  Apparently, I agree 100%.  You know what I don't agree with?  Covering up a nude Charlize Theron with ...