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Hot Chick of the Day - Monica Leigh

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

I haven't completely accepted the fact that the weekend is over and I'm no longer allowed to run around town without pants on.  So, to alleviate my sorrow, I decided to somewhat copy yesterday's HCOTD post by posting another really, ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Regina Deutinger

Monday, June 23rd, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Apparently, it's Monday,  And apparently, that means I have to release my brain from its alcoholic prison and get back to work...... gay.  You know what's not gay?  Hot German women.  Specifically hot German women named Regina Deutinger.  Specifically hot ...

Gisele Bundchen + GQ = Sextastic Good Time

Friday, June 20th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | 4 Comments »

Ah, Brazil.  What a country.  They got their super long rivers, ginormous plains, gargantuan cities, enough animals that can kill you to conquer France, and have had to live next to their unruly neighbor Colombia for decades.  Sure, Colombia throws ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Elin Grindemyr

Friday, June 20th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Today's Hot Chick of the Day comes from Fred.  Who is Fred you ask?  Well I will tell you, put your goddamn pants back on.  Fred is a mystical tribal chief of the Walla Walla island in the Southern Pacific, ...

Charlize Theron Fondles Herself

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Apparently, the UK edition of GQ thinks it's a good idea to do a photo shoot of Charlize Theron grabbing her boobies.  Apparently, I agree 100%.  You know what I don't agree with?  Covering up a nude Charlize Theron with ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Adriana Lima

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Thunderstorms are awesome.  You know what else is awesome?  Adriana Lima.  Good god is she awesome.  Even though my hottest chick on the planet opinion has revolved around Marisa Miller, Megan Fox, and Mila Kunis recently I just may have ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Jessica Kramer

Monday, June 9th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Too hungover for commentary.  Jessica Kramer.  Big boobs.  Hot.  Naked.  Really big Boobs.  Jessica Kramer. [gallery=71] NSFW Gallery Photo: Daily Niner, Playboy, Penthouse, Danni -  Bluto -

Hot Chick of the Day - Victoria Silvstedt

Friday, June 6th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | 1 Comment »

In celebration of the weekend and the hot blondes with large boobs in bikinis who will no doubt be scampering around in the sand, here is Swedish beauty, Victoria Silvstedt. I'm not entirely sure what her profession is, but ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Miranda Kerr

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Genetic engineering. That's right. That is how Victoria's Secret keeps churning out gorgeous models one after another. There is no way in hell that, that many naturally beautiful women can conglomerate in one place without the universe ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Brooke Burke

Monday, June 2nd, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Weekends are awesome. Except when your weekend includes moving out of one apartment on the third floor to another apartment on the third floor. And yes, it was just as gay as it sounds. To alleviate my ...