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Pete Doherty - Amy Winehouse Kiss - God Threatans Plagues

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad, The Fugly | No Comments »

AHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *Jumps Out Window* The Sun: THIS picture should carry a health warning. Not since HARRY ENFIELD creations Wayne and Waynetta Slob have two such scabby human beings locked lips. I can't bear to think about the record level of ...

Pete Doherty Tunnels Out of Jail

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »

Pete Doherty, who will one day challenge cockroaches for world supremacy after the bombs drop, was recently sentenced to 14-weeks in jail after failing orders to take drug tests while  on a suspended sentence for, what else, making sweet love ...