Angelina Jolie Gives Birth to Twins
Sunday, July 13th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Angelina Jolie continued to repopulate the entire Western Hemisphere by giving birth to twins, a boy and a girl, Saturday night by way of a caesarian section in Nice, France. Rueters reports: Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie has given birth to twins, ...
Ashlee Simpson Pregnant Boobs Syndrome - Stage II
Monday, July 7th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »So I decided to start my Fourth of July vacation early and end it late, so it turns out that I'm a little behind on the stuff that Hollywood reporters try to pass off as real news. One of those ...
Angelina Jolie may be Giving Birth
Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »According to some people from Frace, Angelina is or will soon give birth to twin girls. Someone start the 18 year countdown. The AP reports: The seafront Lenval hospital in Nice in the south of France said Tuesday that Angelina Jolie ...
Ashlee Simpson has Pregnant Boobs Syndrome
Wednesday, June 11th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Pregnant boobs syndrome has struck again. And how. Ashlee Simpson decided to take her boobs out for a stroll the other day and I for one fully support the walking of large chests. But my friends, the ...
Jessica Alba Gives Birth to Baby Girl
Monday, June 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Jessica Alba and her son of a bitch husband welcomed a baby girl, Honor Marie Warren, late Saturday night in Los Angeles. Us reports: Honor Marie Warren was born Saturday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Alba's father was overheard saying ...
Ashlee Simpson is Officially Pregnant - OoOoOo a Penny
Thursday, May 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | No Comments »This penny is awesome. People: Newlyweds Ashlee and Pete Wentz have confirmed that they are expecting their first child. "While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our ...
Jolie-Pitt Expecting Twins - Bluto Devises Murder Plot
Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »In what turns out to be very depressing to me, Brad Pitt has impregnated Angelina Jolie with twins and has caused me to buy a sniper rifle. People reports: This time around will be double the pleasure for Angelina Jolie ...
Jessica Alba See-through Pregnant Boobs - Hooray!
Thursday, May 1st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Jessica Alba went out to eat at some restaurant in some city on what I assume is planet Earth; I don't know, that's not important. What is important is that Jessica Alba is pregnant and that of course means ...