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Raffaello Follieri Sentenced to 4 1/2 Years in Prison

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, Scandal | No Comments »

For a few years, Raffaello Follieri decided to dress up as a priest and swindle a bunch of people out of millions of dollars -- his payoff finally came today.  Times reports: A would-be Italian playboy who dated the Hollywood star ...

Nick Hogan is about to get Sexed in the Butt

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Nick Hogan turns 18 on Sunday, and he's getting the most deserving birthday present ever.  Namely, the chance for him to become someone's bitch.  TMZ reports: Bollea, who has been housed with other juveniles at Pinellas County Jail, will be moved ...

Pete Doherty Tunnels Out of Jail

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »

Pete Doherty, who will one day challenge cockroaches for world supremacy after the bombs drop, was recently sentenced to 14-weeks in jail after failing orders to take drug tests while  on a suspended sentence for, what else, making sweet love ...

Scott Weiland Goes to Prison

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail | No Comments »

An L.A. judge has ruled that Scott Weiland of the Stone Temple Pilots, and formerly Velvet Revolver, will have to spend eight days in prison following his December 2007 arrest and subsequent DUI charge.  Weiland will have to serve the ...