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Rob Schneider Pregnant.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Random Shit, Scandal | No Comments »

Rob Schneider confirmed yesterday that he was indeed pregnant, and that the father was Amy Winehouse. In an interview Schneider said he was "Just thrilled that [his] baby will be a mutant" and further added "This could really be ...

Lindsay Lohan Fired From ‘Manson’ Film

Thursday, May 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail | No Comments »

Hollywood's resident 'Town Drunk' whose tits you'd still really like to play with has reportedly been fired the anti-romantic comedy (what the fuck is a anti-romantic comedy? A movie that is actually funny, not entirely predictable, and not unfathomably ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Elisha Cuthbert

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Ah, Elisha Cuthbert, the gorgeous Girl Next Door who refused to show her magnificent body in all its naked glory, but let's not focus on that travesty of humanity. Instead, let's focus on the yo-yo effect Ms. Cuthbert has ...

Jennifer Aniston + Bikini = Sexy Time

Monday, May 5th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | 1 Comment »

John Mayer's current penis garage is in Miami filming Marley & Me, a movie that apparently requires Jennifer Aniston to be in a bikini 93% of the time. My penis and I agree that this is one of the ...