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Video of the Day - Tina Fey’s Perfect Sarah Palin Impersonation

Monday, September 15th, 2008 Posted in Politics, VOTD | No Comments »

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnRUKIMegn8 Damn, Tina could not have pulled that off any better.  She pretty much stole Sarah's teddy bear and pushed her into the mud.

Sarah Palin Sits Down with Charlie Gibson (We’re Fucked)

Friday, September 12th, 2008 Posted in Politics | No Comments »

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ALsjhDDdaA httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAlxUChYpj4 Sweet fucking crap, if McCain and this retard get elected we might as well just aim a nuke at D.C.  I'm sure all of Palin's "threats" against Russia will go over just great with Vladimir Putin.  I bet he likes ...

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Thursday, September 11th, 2008 Posted in Links | No Comments »

Emmanuelle Chriqui is freaking gorgeous. (Hollywood Tuna) Jessica Simpson's ass says hello.  It probably should've gone to the gym first.  (Egotastic) Retailers in the UK have started Metallica's Death Magnetic a day ahead of schedule.  Unfortunately, I live on the opposite ...

Matt Damon Dropkicks Sarah Palin

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities | No Comments »

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6urw_PWHYk Matt Damon was on CBS the other day and compared Sarah Palin's VP nomination to a "bad Disney movie."  I agee, though I would compare it more to a retard picking the prettiest light on the Christmas tree and taking ...

John McCain Stares At Some Sarah Palin Boobs

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008 Posted in Politics | No Comments »

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RN5xbWtNSU In John McCain's defense, he's an idiot who has absolutely no tact whatsoever.  So, it should come as no surprise that he picked a former Alaskan mayor with limited experience as a governor to be a heartbeat away from the ...

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Tuesday, September 9th, 2008 Posted in Links | No Comments »

Lindsay Lohan still has the best rack in Hollywood.  (Hollywood Tuna) Hayden Panettiere makes sure her boobs are secure (dammit).  (Egotastic) Proof that stupid people will eventually remove their genes from the gene pool.  (Break) Michelle Hunziker is still at the beach.  ...