Tom Cruise Meets Xenu
Friday, July 11th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »Legendary Actor Tom Cruise has reportedly met with Scientology Foe Xenu over the recent spat of Anonymous attacks according to token Chinese Reporter (can't spell it). Xenu claims to not be responsible for the attacks made by Anonymous, but ...
Katie Holmes Sent to Scientology Death…. Boot Camp
Thursday, May 1st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »It seems as though Katie Holmes has been stepping out of line with Scientology's favorite insane gay midget..... ummm...... insane gay midget Tom Cruise as of late. Oh ever how could she be brought back into the fold? ...
Tom Cruise Braved the Demon Caves of Cher?
Monday, April 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »Apparently, back in the days when Scientology's favorite midget wasn't bat-shit insane he went spelunking in Cher's dark void of pain and suffering (come on now, she looks like a transvestite version of Skeletor, would you voluntarily wrap-up for that? ...