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Meagan Good’s Nipples Make Use of See-Through Dress

Monday, August 18th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Who is Meagan Good?  Yes, yes, I know, it's not important at this juncture, she's really hot and doesn't seem to mind walking around in see-through dresses that show-off her awesome boobs, which pretty much makes her the greatest woman ...

Lindsay Lohan’s Nipples Are On the Prowl

Friday, August 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Is classic Lindsay Lohan back?  Are we soon to be awash in a drunken mess of flailing boobs?  Has the lesbian force field of dark evil finally been broken?  Well, no, not really.  Sure, Lindsay stepped outside in a tank ...

Rihanna’s See-Through Boobie Wonderland

Thursday, July 31st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Rihanna decided to go to the clubs in NYC last night, and like any wholesome young adult she did so while wearing a see-through top, sans bra.  If there is anything our young ladies of legal age should idolize, it ...

Jo Champa’s Nipples Defy her See-through Dress

Thursday, July 10th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Who in the godforsaken hell is Jo Champa?  Huh?  Her nipples are showing, you say?  How many Academy Awards has this great hero won? NOTE: The pictures in the thumbnails are probably NSFW, so if you don't feel like fighting Larry ...

Selma Blair’s Nipples Say Hello

Thursday, July 10th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

I guess these are see-through nipple pictures of Selma Blair, but apparently nobody told Selma Blair's nipples that they had to work today because I've studied these pictures with an electron microscope for seventeen hours, and as of yet, there ...

Pamela Anderson’s Nipples Invade Canada

Monday, June 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Pamela Anderson's nipple squad launched a devastating invasion of our northern neighbors the other day.  Unconfirmed reports that were absolutely not made up by me state that the Canadian government collapsed in about 3 minutes, and the citizens were lining ...

Victoria Silvstedt Upskirt

Friday, June 6th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

In keeping with today's Victoria Silvstedt theme, here be some pictures of Victoria trying to get attention gracefully exiting a car with see-through vagina covers on.  How was she to know that this could possibly happen when going spread eagle ...

Madonna’s Nipples Visit Cannes

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Oh.  My.  God.  Madonna's wearing a see-through shirt to the Cannes Film Festival and you can clearly see her nipples............ SWEET MOTHER MARY, JOSEPH, AND JESUS!!!!  Somebody alert the press!!  Madonna's nipples are showing!!!!!!  Wait....... this is 1984 right?  No?  ...

Jessica Alba See-through Pregnant Boobs - Hooray!

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Jessica Alba went out to eat at some restaurant in some city on what I assume is planet Earth; I don't know, that's not important. What is important is that Jessica Alba is pregnant and that of course means ...