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Eva Mendes Has Had Sex in all 50 States

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

What the fuck?  How come nobody told me about this when she was in my state?  What do I pay you people for?!  The Sun reports: “I've had sex in all 50 states. A lot of it was on a road ...

Spencer “I’m a Giant Tool” Pratt Says Lauren Conrad Sex Tape Real

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »

Despite denials from Lauren Conrad's ex Jason something Wahler that a sex tape of the two does not exist, the number 1 contender for "Biggest Douche in the Universe" Spencer Pratt is not backing down from his claims. Us ...

Amy Winehouse’s Skanking May Cost her £3m

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »

It seems as though Amy Winehouse's imprisoned hubby Blake something-something is none too happy about his drug queen whoring it up ("Heidi Klum naked, Heidi Klum naked, Heidi Klum naked") and is demanding a £3 million divorce payout, which breaks ...

Han Solo Banged Princess Leia

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »

Apparently, in between blowing up Death Stars and shaving wookies Harrison Ford crushed Carrie Fisher's wookie, and by that I mean he pounded the hell out of her snooch. Fisher says that during the making of the first Star ...