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Shania Twain got Dumped for this Cave Troll

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, Scandal, The Bad | No Comments »

Here is the first picture of the swamp beast woman Mutt Lange decided to punish his penis with, and coincidentally, she is standing right next to Shania Twain.  Mutt Lange is a fucking moron.  People: As Shania Twain copes with her ...

Mutt Lange is a Fucking Moron

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | 1 Comment »

According to People, Mutt Lange decided to throw his hat in the ring for "World's Dumbest Fucking Person Alive" by bending his secretary over her desk while he was still married to one of the hottest women ever, who presumably ...

Shania Twain Splits from Husband - Oh Thank You God!!

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | 1 Comment »

In what appears to be my dreams played out in real life, People reports that the sexy as all hell, country superstar Shania Twain has split from Mutt Lange: Shania Twain and her husband, producer Robert "Mutt" Lange, have split, her ...