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Sienna Miller is Still Half Naked

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities | No Comments »

Sienna Miller is still destroying the marriage of Balthazar Getty by letting him play with her boobies while his wife presumably sits at home baking cookies in the nude for this asshole.  In Balthazar's defense, Sienna looks really, really, really, ...

Mischa Barton Toplees in Nylon (what?) Magazine

Monday, July 21st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

What in the hell is Nylon magazine?  Anyway, Mischa Barton is in it, and she's kinda, sorta topless.  And she looks pretty damn good.  Hooray. [gallery=139] Photo: Egotastic - Bluto -

Gisele Bundchen Topless in V Magazine - I Smell Pulizter… and Jergens

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

There were some photos out a while back showing Gisele in a photoshoot.  The big hoopla over the photos was that Gisele's ass was on display and it was some dude's job to rub oil on it without getting arrested.  ...

Kate Moss + Bikini = Mandatory Toplessness

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

According to a theory I have yet to test, every time Kate Moss puts on a bikini her boobs refuse to play nice with the top, which I am pretty sure is the greatest revolt in world history.  Apparently, there ...

Sienna Miller’s Boobs Don’t Need a Shirt

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Sienna Miller was in some country on some planet walking around on some balcony with her boobies. According to my spy microphones that I may or may not have installed, her boobs decided today would be a good day ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Lindsey Strutt

Monday, July 14th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

According to Mr. Fancy Pants Calendar, it's been about two weeks since I last did a "Hot Chick of the Day post," and what better way is there to get back into the swing of things than to visit England's ...

Jennifer Ellison’s Boobs Wage an Epic Struggle Against her Bra

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Those magnificient bastards at Nuts magazine decided to do some scientific research the other day, which apparently involved Jennifer Ellison and her Magical Mammeries of Hypnosis.  According to my spies within Nuts...... hmmm, apparently my spies have run out of ...

Keeley Hazell Nude in French Maxim

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Finally, the French have done something worthwhile.  Although, Keeley is the one who is exerting pretty much all the effort in this photoshoot, and you could take pictures of her with a piece of petrified wood and they'd still be ...

Marisa Miller is Pretty Much Naked in GQ

Monday, July 7th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

There is no question that Marisa Miller is the hottest chick on the planet, and GQ seems to realize it, and by realize it I mean they have Marisa Miller frolic around nearly naked.  Of course, they decided to keep ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Lucy Pinder

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

In keeping with today's Lucy Pinder theme that I have yet to establish, here's Lucy Pinder representing today's "Hot Chick of the Day."  And by "Hot Chick of the Day" I mean, "Goddammit England, I fucking love you!"  Seriously, where ...