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Eva Mendes Nude in Banned Calvin Klein Commercial

Monday, August 4th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | 2 Comments »

The ad geniuses at Calvin Klein decided to film Eva Mendes rolling around naked to support their new perfume.  I have no idea what any of that has to do with perfume, but I assume everything, and I also assume ...

Eva Herzigova Topless in GQ

Monday, August 4th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

If there's one thing the Italians know it's beauty.  If there's another thing the Italians know it's beautiful women.  If there's even another thing the Italians know it's having beautiful women pose in various states of undress.  And so, following ...

Nereida Gallardo Topless Round 2, Round 2 Wins

Friday, August 1st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Apparently, Nereida Gallardo's mornings consist of her getting halfway dressed before strolling around the beach, opting to let the wind lick at her bare bosoms.  Also, apparently, Spain is the greatest country to ever exist as their ridiculously hot women ...

Michelle Marsh Visits Loaded, Gets Naked

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities | No Comments »

Apparently, Michelle Marsh had a kid recently, which doesn't interest me in the least.  What does interest me is that Michelle decided to celebrate her post-pregnancy body by visiting Loaded magazine and getting naked.  Historians of the future will call ...

Keeley Hazell Topless Moment

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

These pictures are rather old, but I was bored and Keeley Hazell is really hot and has some of the best boobs on the planet, and they are unrestrained by cloth in these pictures.  So enjoy. NOTE: Pics link to NSFW ...

Nereida Gallardo’s Boobs Go to the Beach

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Ya know how Cristiano Ronaldo is super rich and one of the most famous people in the world from getting to run around on a field and kick a ball around all day?  Well in case you weren't entirely sure ...

Jenna Jameson is, uh, a Zombie?

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Remember the days when Jenna Jameson didn't look like an undead duck?  Before she covered herself in zombie make-up for her new zombie strippers movie?  When she used to be the hottest porn star on the planet and in the ...

Keeley Hazell Topless Hotness Moment

Monday, July 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Apparently, it clearly states in the contract that I wrote to myself that I am not allowed to end a day's postings on offensive or objectionable material, such as the post about Madonna being released from her tomb.  So, to ...

Sunday’s Hot Chick - Eva Wyrwal

Sunday, July 27th, 2008 Posted in HCOTW | No Comments »

Ya know how the Polish are drunk all day, every day because they make vodka and any other stereotypes I forgot to mention?  Well, it turns out that they are also very adept at birthing super hot chicks with super ...

Keeley Hazell is Topless on the Porch

Friday, July 25th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

It's been awhile since I've expounded on the adulation (It's big words day today here at TLBC) I have for the UK's ability to produce some of the hottest chicks in the world.  Luckily, Keeley Hazell decided to step out ...