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Eva Mendes Has Had Sex in all 50 States

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

What the fuck?  How come nobody told me about this when she was in my state?  What do I pay you people for?!  The Sun reports: “I've had sex in all 50 states. A lot of it was on a road ...

The United States has Bullshit for Brains

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 Posted in Epic Fail, Politics | No Comments »

Sean Hannity, Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh and the rest are all fascist pigs - who want to shove their hands up a woman's uterus to keep her from having an abortion and the right to seek medical attention and then ...