Tatum O’Neal is a Crackwhore
June 3rd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal
First rule of being busted with the poor man’s cocaine: make up several reasons as to why you are currently blowing guys in random alleys for a little scratch. Luckily for Tatum “Who?” O’Neal, she is very experienced with rule number one. When the NYPD initially busted her for trying to buy crack cocaine early Monday morning she said she was researching a role, but now it’s all her dead dog’s fault, which seems reasonable. New York Post reports:
“I lost my Scottish terrier, Lena,” three weeks ago. “That seemed to set me off.
“She got old. She got cancer. She was the fabric of our family. We had to let her go to heaven. My daughter and I had to put her down. It was too horrible for words.
So, are we sure that being a crackwhore is Tatum’s only problem? She doesn’t have any mental imbalances that doctors should be aware of? One can only imagine what will happen if any of her family members die……. Tatum will be found in a back alley in Mumbai with needles used to tranquilize elephants sticking out of her arms, and Cracainemetherotasy flowing through her veins while Cory Haim fires sperm missiles at her face. Ouch.
- Bluto -
Tags: Arrested, Busted, Crack, NYPD, Tatum O'Neal