The United States has Bullshit for Brains

July 22nd, 2008 Posted in Epic Fail, Politics

Sean Hannity, Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh and the rest are all fascist pigs - who want to shove their hands up a woman’s uterus to keep her from having an abortion and the right to seek medical attention and then a finger up your (yes you, reader) ass to make sure you’re loyal to their America - are joined by Michael Savage and Bill O’Reily on the list of “Idiots Evolution Forgot to Take Care of”. Seriously, these pundits and Right-Wing douchebags are all but sane, and they purport to be for the common man. Fuck them. I am the common middle class man. I am younger than them too. Fuck them. Fuck them, and their audience, and their little shows too.
THE COMMON MAN WANTS TO BE LEFT THE FUCK ALONE. Get out of our media, and take your Christian Right Wing Zealots with you! You know, I hate democrats for wanting to be neo-socialists and solve the worlds problems by taxing us - but I also despise a theocratic facist right that is equally bent on sucking the life out of this nation with their bullshit wars for their bullshit economy based on bullshit wars - which then means bullshit products have to be made in bullshit countries like China and Thailand. Also, what other bullshit happens? We’ve sold off thousands upon thousands of acres of land to the Chinese, and we haven’t stopped selling yet! What happens when the Empire State Building becomes yet another property of an overseas investor? God damn you people are dumb. Stop electing these fucking idiots you assholes. Read some shit, get a fucking clue. Fuck McCaine. Fuck Obama. You want America back? VOTE FOR SOMEONE WHO ISNT ONE OF THE CHOSEN PUPPETS YOU IDIOT!

Look, Ron Paul was pretty much the only shot people had. He scared the establishment, and raised MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS of DOLLARS. But what happened? The fickle fucktards who were in it just to get the little bit of glory about “I support Paul” backed out and said “wheee I am a dumbass who doesn’t really care, wheeeeee, wheeeeeee” and went to Obamatard and McFuckaine.

You know what a badass ticket that would own the shit in this country would be? Paul & Goldwater. Barry Goldwater’s son that is. You get Ron Pual and Goldwater Jr. up in that office, and some shit is gonna fly. You’re going to see assholes fired, policy changed, and a massive reorganized government that is smaller, leaner, and most importantly STAYS THE FUCK OUT OF OUR LIVES. Or do you like a politician shoving his fist up your uterus or ass (if you’re a man) and telling you what you can and cannot do?

You know how goddamn smart Paul and Goldwater are? When it comes to abortion - they say it is a states rights issue and the Fed has no say! That’s right. Well, sorry, you’re fucked if you live in a shitty state like Mississippi, but if you go north a few states - bingo. I know half of you are retarded, and I feel sorry for you. The other half of you are goddamn batshit insane. I hope you both have a near-constitutional death experience to wake you both up to the fact that the constitution was put in place to LIMIT THE GOD DAMN GOVERNMENT, NOT MAKE THE FUCKING THING BIGGER AND WORSE.

Fuck you people scare me.

“You’re with us, or against us” Fuck you.

“You’re not a patriot if you dissent” Fuck you more.

“How dare you question us in a time of war” Fuck you in the ass with a flagpole.

“Every good American must support our troops, and to do so they must support the illegal invasion of a sovereign nation so our war economy stays strong” Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you, Bring them back, Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you.

“You’re not a patriot - you’re a terrorist for supporting Ron Paul!” Fuck you, and I hope you have a infarcation of the brain.

Save me Raptor Jesus…