Tila Tequila Can Look Pretty Hot
August 1st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good
Ever since I watched “Leprechaun” in 1992 I’ve been afraid of having my gold stolen by midgets dressed in green suits embroidered in clovers. Ever since Tila Tequila strutted onto the scene I’ve been afraid of having my gold stolen by midgets dressed in green suits embroidered in clovers while their “bisexual” stripper sister plays “Dodge the Boulder” with my balls. But, on rare occasions, Tila is able to bang-up some sexy and cause me to run headlong into the screen in an attempt to mount. I’ve already spent $1,100 on new monitors because of these pictures.
Photo: Hollywood Tuna
- Bluto -
Tags: Cleavage, Legs, Tila Tequila

















