Tim McGraw Almost Beats Some Concert Fan Ass
June 26th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good
Faith Hill’s vagina stuffer just about threw fistcuffs with a fat pile of lard at his concert the other night. While singing some song that I am absolutely not looking up the name for, Tim McGraw noticed an unruly fan rushing the stage, who then decided to be an all-around dick to the lady-folk by attacking a female fan in attendence. That didn’t go over so well with I Like It, I Love It. Tim’s rep said:
“While Tim was performing at the White River Amphitheater in Auburn, Washington, last night, he watched a man rush to the front of the stage.”
“This overly aggressive fan attacked a female fan and Tim witnessed this incident. Tim called for security, but when they could not respond quick enough, Tim and several crew members removed the fan from the audience where he was then turned over to the local authorities.”
Hahahahaha, look at tubby stumble across the stage. I guess that’s what happens when someone who can run more than 3 feet shoves you when you’re sporting a baby walrus on your lower torso. In the video, Tim comes close to knocking that guy’s teeth into Zimbabwe after Jelly Rolls gives him a heart attack-inducing push. Personally, I think that scene would’ve played out much better had Tim’s overzealous security team been banging some groupies backstage. What better way would there be to end a concert than to see the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man get brain punched by a music superstar? Aside from Faith Hill and Carrie Underwood coming onstage to settle their differences in a wrestling match that takes place in my bathtub, none.
NOTE: You may want to watch the video on mute seeing as how country music is an abomination upon the ears.
Tags: Concert Fight, Ejects Fan, Fight, Tim McGraw