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Tori Spelling Has a Girl - Nobody Cares

June 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good

The news that Tori Spelling had a baby girl decided to pop-up today, and everyone celebrated the joyous news with a collective, “Who?”  People reports:

Tori Spelling and husband Dean McDermott welcomed their second child, a daughter, on Monday, PEOPLE has confirmed.

Stella Doreen McDermott was born in a Los Angeles hospital via C-section, weighing 6 lbs., 8 oz.

The couple also have a 1-year-old son, Liam Aaron. McDermott, 41, has a son, Jack, 9, from a previous marriage.

Spelling, 35, revealed she was expecting a girl in March.

This news stood no chance today as people are still recovering from Jessica Alba becoming the hottest MILF in existence, and Tori Spelling is still offensively ugly.  So on that note, I’m going to go outside and stare at the grass.

- Bluto -

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