Vanessa Minnillo + Bikini = Super Hotness Sexy Time
June 26th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good
Today’s Vanessa Minnillo bikini hotness comes from those super-intelligent bastards at Egotastic.
I hate Nick Lachey. There is no way in hell that, that grocery store full of douche snagged Vanessa Minnillo on his own. A voodoo sorceress was absolutely involved. Using the line “I used to be in 98°,” would only cause massive trauma of the genitalia. Now, someone book me a raft to the Jamaican jungles.
- Bluto -
Tags: Bikini, Vanessa Minnillo