The Last Brain Cell

Video of the Day - Giada De Laurentiis’ Cleavage

If you’re like me, you watch the Food Network for the culinary brilliance of the hosts and the epic wit and charm they possess.  At least that’s what you tell people.  And if you’re like me, you have the greatest secret ever known to probably millions of people: Giada De Laurentiis’ boobs can conquer time and space.  How, you ask?  Well when she goes to the time portal and bends over the gate-keeper’s brain shut downs and Giada just sashays on by while he sits there with his tongue stuck to his testicles.  And that kids, is the story of how the Boobitus Cleavagean Galaxy was created.

- Bluto -

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